sharkrobot

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card
poodlepunk:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF SO MUCH
WHY WOULD U EMBROIDER BREAD
U CANT EAT IT NOW
U CANT USE THAT STRING AGAIN
WHAT ARE U GONNA DO WITH IT HUH
U CANT SAVE THE BREAD ITLL GET MOLDY AND U WILL GET SICK U PIECE OF SHIT
U CANT DO ANYTHING WITH IT UR GONNA HAVE TO GET RID OF IT
U JUST FUCKING WASTED THAT PIECE OF BREAD IT HAS NO USE NOW WHAT DO U THINK OF THAT U MEMEING SHITHEAD
THIS KINDA SHIT IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE I HOPE UR PROUD OF URSELF

poodlepunk:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF SO MUCH

WHY WOULD U EMBROIDER BREAD

U CANT EAT IT NOW

U CANT USE THAT STRING AGAIN

WHAT ARE U GONNA DO WITH IT HUH

U CANT SAVE THE BREAD ITLL GET MOLDY AND U WILL GET SICK U PIECE OF SHIT

U CANT DO ANYTHING WITH IT UR GONNA HAVE TO GET RID OF IT

U JUST FUCKING WASTED THAT PIECE OF BREAD IT HAS NO USE NOW WHAT DO U THINK OF THAT U MEMEING SHITHEAD

THIS KINDA SHIT IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE I HOPE UR PROUD OF URSELF

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

shisnojon:

lamedaughter:

literally what the fuck is she doing

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.