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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

SammyClassicSonicFan - shut the frick up
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weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

for when you’re so hungry you could eat a horse

pleatedjeans:

via

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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rex-the-shepherd:

dubstepblitz-and-puertorico:

spay1100:

kiramizuka:

thedashinghoodlum:

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This post gives me a level of happiness that I’m just not used to.

its back on my dash.

i always think of france when i hear this.

DON’ KNOW WHY

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